Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...