Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.