Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...