Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...