Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...