I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...