Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!