What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Questions & Answer Quickies!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...