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|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
New Language Courses Ameirca
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This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...