El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...