Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...