Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...