Wear A Condom
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?A: So she can...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...