Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
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Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...