Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...