Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Each man gives a story
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.