He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...