Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...