Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream