The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Food quotes and quips
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Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...