12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...