Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...