Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 – The Resume Your resume is a...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...