Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
The Letter D Pulls Out
The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...