The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
15 Ways to be Annoying
1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...