How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...