Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Fair business
Here’s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...