Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...