Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
A hot meal
Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they...