Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....