Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Trick or Treat!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10) You are guaranteed...
Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...