When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...