7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Bouncing Baby
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...