Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...