Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98
Ebonics Version of Windows ’98 Debuts!Microsoft has announced that its special Ebonics version of...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...