Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Gulf War Remembered!
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...