What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips…..Sent by deadcatz
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...