Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....