Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
Special High Intensity Training – S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAININGIn...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...