Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Elephant jokes 09
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Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...