Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Animal Crackers.
A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...