Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He’s...