Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...