Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!