How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...