Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.