Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...