Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox