Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...