New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...