Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)