Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...